Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Should ugly people be allowed to breed?

I mean, think about it. All ugly people do is pollute the gene pool. Can you imagine a world where everyone is beautiful? How wonderful such a world would be! I have the perfect solution: Make millions and millions of android robots, make them male and female, and make them beautiful. Then, release them into the world with one directive... Seek out teh ugly. Each android will find it's own ugly person (and of course the ugly person will not turn the android down, as he/she will think it is their lucky day and fall in love with it), and when the android and the ugly person copulates, the ugly person will be sterilized for good by chemicals planted within the android! The android will then remain with it's own ugly person, making he or she very happy. And all the while, the world will slowly but surely become beautiful! I think this is a very nice idea, indeed. And, we will be doing a service for all the disadvantaged! You know, fat people, ugly people, midgets, short people, and the the Irish will never again have to go through life lonely! And to top it all off, we will be benefiting the human race as a whole! WIN-WIN

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